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Anything that gets your goat? Want to get something off your chest? Want to slag someone off and needed an excuse to do it?

Well here's your chance . . Be it pool related or not, vent your frustration about anyone or anything right here!

Neither Saxton or I will be moderating this thread . .

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Players who wear flip-flops to matches should be banned for life.

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Players who happily accept getting dropped for 12 year olds and take fashion advice from Gary Swettenham (I win)

Magnetic Chalk holders - Almost as bad as pot black cues from Argos

Women pool players - The only table you should be attending to is the dinner table

People who moan about World Rules and then play DF's - Back your nonsense up, refuse to play DF's and watch me dish you up

People who put more effort into talking about pool than playing it and turn out to be shit - Get your priorities straight

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Jamie Kay. Biggest mushroom ever;

"I'm a changed person. I don't let anything bother me."

(loses his frame and storms out)

"I only had one eye - I expect there'll be sarky comments, but I don't care."

(I post a picture of a cyclops)

"Grrrrrr, raah, raah, boo hoo, bastard poo bum dinkle head foo foo dundus."

( :lol: )

"I'm not ever posting again, I hate you all, delete me, delete meeeeeeeeeeee . . . "

(2 mins later)

"You're all idiots. I hate you all. I'm leaving forever. Goodbyeeeeeeeeeee . . . "

(5 mins later)

"What? I can post on here if I want."


Michael Huggins legs. He looks like 2 cocktail sticks with a sausage perched vertically on top.

Kyle looks like a gay rooster.

Grant Westbrook can't win a frame at number 1in Division 5 coz he's shit.

Chris Brooker is a fudger.

People who come out looking like they had tied their top in a knot shortly before they walked through the door.

Sandals and socks.

Cocaine Katie.

People who say 'Pacifically' instead of 'Specifically'.

Not being able to breathe through your nose when you have a cold, but when you blow your nose, there's nothing there.

Choking on chewing gum.

Darnell from Big Brother 9.

Geoff Martensz.


:snigger:

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Pool Groupies - Should have their throats cut . . Either play pool (if you really have to) or go off home as your voice annoys me

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Stinky Pool Players - If you want to stink that's one thing but don't play pool in what is usually a well populated area and share your nasty odour with those around you

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Good call. We can smell it; why can't you?!

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Anyone that bums up venues because the landlord has asked them too.

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Big Fish Small Pond Syndrome - Come and play with the big boys and see how it's really done . . No point hiding in your own venue beating rubbish players is there?

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To those person or persons who find it actually funny to regularly deface the Farley Queen's (was Eagles) Treble winning board in the Farley...

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My list of pet hates...

1) Noisey eaters... I'm amazed this hasn't resulted in any deaths yet, it annoys me so much I have to leave the room. How hard is it to keep your mouth shut when you eat FFS!

2) Bad manners or rude people... There's no need for people to behave like they're the most important person in the world because they're not.

3) People who see that shot that should have played. Their view from the bar obviously game them a better impression of the situation than my 3 laps of the table.

4) The fact that one day I'm unstoppable with a cue in my hand and the next I would lose to my Mum.

5) People called Mr Parris who tell you your cue will be ready in 8-10 weeks and then after 3 months tell you that 'It's hard to say how long it will be as it is still in it's early stages.

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Oh yer, people who really slag someone off and then add a smiley at the end to pretend they were joking!

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Gunts & cueing gloves

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Whatever u think lils
it just shows your age
grow up
:lol::lol::lol:
:bored::bored:

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People who are like little kids that can't help but push the button that says "Do not push this button!"

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Thats a very intelligent response
:lame::lame::lame:

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:elol:

You never fail to amuse, do you?!!!!

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Gaz is my hero :bow:

I was disappointed as I didn't have the worst record coming into the match :box: :bite:

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:lol:

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People who stop at the top/bottom of esculators, if you don't know where you're going, why did you get on the damn thing in the first place.



I am not a fudger (that one snooker i played really got to you, didn't it)

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People who post twice in a row

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Being stuck in a queue behind someone who is doing their weeks shopping in a petrol station tesco express when there is 1 person serving. Fcuking winds me up!!!

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Excessive use of smileys. Fucking grow up, you're not at school anymore and shouldn't need to rely on an animated object to express emotion. Fuckwit.

:wall::wall: :no::no: :lame::lame:

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:swear::swear::swear::swear::swear:

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Nice picture of u and your husband
Your obsession with me is really not entertaining
so just give it up
and go back to your playpen
im off

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back on topic.....

1) people who are more than friendly to your face, but use indirect aggression on a pool forum to get their message across...:):) tossers...:):)...did you see what i did there?

1.1) The inevitable paranoia from the above statement.....

2)People that smell, agree - Freemasons Tavern circa 1990 anyone???

3)People that jump in your cab to pool first; thus getting the front seat, get out first; thus avoiding payment for said cab, enter the pub first but head straight for the toilet; thus avoiding the first round.....Fortunately we have nobody in our team that does this :rofl:

I must be bored, blast these byes in each division....

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We are at pool and I still have time to post on here :lol:

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people who think they can do what they like......

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Women pool players - The only table you should be attending to is the dinner table




whats wrong with women pool players?

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you need to explain your self Golden??

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Oh dear Dan is in trouble again :lol:

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:omfg: :bounce:

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Pretty sure this would have been mentioned before, either on this thread or another but what is it with DF's favouring the person making the deliberates?

A nice rule change to activate rule 1 of the "spirit of the game" where the person on the receiving end of absolute fudge can take a free ball regardless of whether they can see their own ball. This way the person who actually plays "proper" can benefit.

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But that's not World Rules.

Maybe we should make up a load of rules like were in place before so it favours players with zero talent!!

I know . . Maybe if a decent player plays a really good shot that the rubbish player has no chance of winning from, then that should be deemed 'against the spirit of the game' and the oncoming player gets to put the black down with his/her hand and win the frame.

I'll be sure to put in a proposal if someone could help me; I don't read and write too proper.

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Female Pool Players - It's not acceptable to take 45 visits to finish a match . . Start the frame with the black on the spot and fire it round a few times . . That's how the frame usually ends anyway . . If you know how many times you've ever broke and dished then you're rubbish . . And your cues are generally shit too . .

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:elol::elol::elol::elol::lol:

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:snigger:

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Pool pleyers who big themselves up when they've done little or nothing of any consequence outside OR inside of their own local leagues.

People who respond with a 'what you say is what you are' mentality, then say they're never coming back but do.

Paul Saxton when he loses a frame; won't look the player in the eye or say 'well played' when giving a limp dick handshake, then starts BANGING his case around before back-scuttling out the door at pace. :mad:

So-called players who still piss and whinge about World Rules. Get over it - it's put 2 local Interleague teams in place and got a plethora of Croydon players involved in representing their County. And you're moaning when you pick up a cue once a week? Learn the rules properly and practice them and you might not get beaten all the time.

Players with excuses as to why they lost. (i.e. Gary Swettenham, Andy Esgrove, etc..) It's feasible that you MAY get a kick, a roll off or too much air moisture ( :lol: ) from time to time, but not EVERY frame you lose . . . Sometimes, it's simply because you missed.

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That's what makes it so much fun when you beat him! :haha::chicken:

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people who do sponsered events,collect money from sponsers and forget to hand the money over to the said charity.
fran to empty his bladder before a long drive.

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Sounds like chaos in disquise:elol:

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People who believe anything they're told because they have the IQ of a sparrow . .

People who enjoy the smell of piss . .

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Players who suffer with attention seeking disorders and play for teams for just one season...........

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Absolute dickheads who hide behind a keyboard saying 'really brave' stuff, but when you see them face to face, say absolutely nothing because they're a joke.

People who smoke when they're supposedly ill.

Bad hygiene.

Toilets you can smell as soon as you walk in a pool venue. :sick:

'Yes' men.

Old people who drive really nice cars.

Putting something down, only to return 2 minutes later and find it's gone.

Pat Flynn being a div at an AGM but realistically being one of the nicest people in 'real' life.

:lol:

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Over populated venues with teams with no identity......

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Small women with big boobies that insist on giving you their opinion whether you want to hear it or not. :hugs:

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I know - that Floozies team are SOOOOO opinionated, aren't they?

Female pool players = no-one at home cooking dinner. :no:

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Div 1 players showing no respect to lower divison matches by shouting, screaming and cheering every dolly.

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Players that sign up for a singles league and play most of their matches in the last week. :winking:

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people who don't read posts properly.

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5 teams divided by 3 tables = 1.66 Teams per table

10 teams divided by 16 tables = 0.625 teams per table.


People who don't do the sums.

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Farley Eagles for buying the treble....

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Teams who create ficticious competitions because they're nowhere near god enough to win a proper one . .

Jealousy people who live off of other people's success . .

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Hot Shots for winning the Nationals and becoming the best EVER team in Croydon history thus ruining 20 years of Eagles success overnight...

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:lol:

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Arthur Hewson for being in a previous life a woman called Belinda...

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:lol:

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Alex Barnetson for this stupid insensitive post.
And he wears Sandles. :elol:

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People who can't spell sandals . . .

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You've hurt his feelings Alex and now he's regressed into Belinda.

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:lol:

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Teams that constantly moan about the length of matches, yet still go for snookers when they have a simple 7 ball clearance and two shots!! How many shots do you need? :O:

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Lots, if its you....

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:lol:

I could've made it using a broom handle and with one hand, it was that easy.

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Shall I assume you played the Pond Q's last night, young Graeme?

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Was it that obvious :lol:

Without being disrespectful to the Pond as they are a nice bunch, I have to say that i've never played a slower team. I really do hope that the 1 minute rule comes in. At one stage last night i nearly dozed off as it took 10 minutes to play one shot!! :O:

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Now you really know why we are turning up in a few Monday's time with only 4 players.....

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People who piss and whinge about team's having too many practice tables and then get four themselves :snigger:

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Alcoholics - Drinking a 79p 7-Litre bottle of White Thunder isn't big and it certainly isn't clever . . Your mother must be really proud of you . .

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Sass, the gerbil expert, for kindly giving me two 'female' gerbils that in the past 6 months have now had a grand total of 22 babies....

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So you got 24 for the price of 2 - sounds like a good deal.

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:lol::lol::lol:

Sass's lesbian Gerbils taking Jeff Goldblums advice from Jurassic Park:

"Life will find a way"

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shut it Long shanks or I'll scratch you eyes out and pull your hair.:elol:

then well have to make up:hugs: :lol::lol:

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Haaaaaaaaaaa! You can blame the bloke in the pet shop for that one. I actually had them sexed correctly but I wasn't convinced so took them down to the pet shop for verification. The rest is history!! Hope you have them separated now . . . apparently a pair can produce a litter every 5 weeks for a year so that's a lot of babies!

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:elol:

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He'll need a plumber to unclog the karsie after all the 'burials at sea'.

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Surrey 'C' players that aren't challenged in anyway but miss straight blacks that my nearly blind nan would have slotted home for fun. :chair:

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Top oven, gas mark 5.

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Nazi

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:idea:

Graham Thompson for turning up once at a match and sitting in the corner eating sweeties (rhubard custards) from a scrunched up little paperbag....wonderful experience....

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:lol:

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James Charlwood logging onto read the days website activity at 11.08pm when he clearly should be tucked up in bed pending a decent days education....

Someone tell the boy - there is no money in pool. Snap the pool cue in half while you can. Pick up a golf club, see the World and earn 4 million euro's a year for 7 months work.....

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He's not tall enough . . He'd have to get a set of clubs from Little Tikes . .

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He's got his doubles game in the Eagle on Monday, I'll make sure he's allowed in. :winking:

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That guys who plays for the Pond and takes 15 minutes over every shot is rather annoying.

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As is the baggage retrieval system they've got at heathrow.

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he really does take much much too long over an obvious shot but it's not his fault is it Pat as you can then say ten frames take too long:kiss:

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Which one? It's a shortlist of seven.

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Lol, true. The one that does the impression of the mime artists in convent garden between every shot is particuarly pedestrian though. Garry something I believe. Nice guy but slooooooooooow.

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the women from skegness, butlinns, and rollarcoasters... also printer cartiges

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I mighty of broken my elbow just now on a bottle of pimms....pants

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All of us . . . .

One of you. . . .

2 Intact Elbows . . . .


I make that Pimms O'Clock

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People who smoke for x amount of years...then give up and start whinging about smokers really winds me up :mad: :swear:

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Non smokers who sit outside pubs when its sunny, meaning the smokers who normally suffer the rain and the cold have to stand!

Does that make sense?

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people that purposely stand right opposite you when taking a shot and players that go off somewhere in the building during a game.

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I makes you right, little pukey Lukey.

:)

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:?:

Who on EARTH would have a cloth put onto a pool table upside down?! Even Hannahfish isn't THAT dumb!

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Yeh the red spots on the wrong side are a dead giveaway . . .

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Oh - just been told what the 'upside down cloth' refers too! :elol:

:judge:

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Do you care to share the wisdom?

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Well . . I was told that a certain venue tried to say they'd had their tables recovered with an expensive, quality cloth, only to be told be found out by someone who knows that the only way it was this particularly expensive cloth was if it had been put on upside down!!


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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People that try to unscrew a 1 piece cue..........jackers.......:lol:

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Poor Mr Saxton. The whole world must know about this now! :laugh:

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:snigger: