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Plus Andrew, I doubt we will be on the same wavelength when it comes to the sum to play for. [u]You may not be able to lose the money it would take to bring me to the table for a money match. Of course, I'll happily play you - but let be honest now and say I won't do so if it's going to be for peanuts. I have beaten better than you and I have lost to worse than you, and will continue to do so, and therefore, the ''playing for pride'' argument means nowt to me.


Your reply is still awaited Andrew. All you have to do is ask me how much or alternatively as you publically offered me a match - you can publically withdraw your intial request.

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it aint about the money aint bothered like i said loser quits croydonpool am sure it would make 4 a bigger game but if u aint got the bollocks well .........................:o

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I think one of the key factors with money matches is that they are played for money.

Maybe I missed something...

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just to say talc in powder pride ia at steak.... so i would rather see u crawl and bow out off croydon and get rid off rubbish like u childish no your choice take it or leave have u the bollocks.................:o

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Andy, I'm affriad i have to agree with spence, it's about a money match, you can both give the winnings to charity if you don't need/or want them.

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Been down this road before...No point in trying to bait him. Its decent money or nothing as far as the Power is concerned.

Why not just forget about it and consign it to the 'Things that are never going to happen' folder.

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look i have made my point aint about money but fact`s ..... that knob travels 100 miles i will save him the trip and like i said clear out the rubbish once and 4 all am i afraid no look i played rab harkness same way 4 money and ended in a draw this time the stake`s are higher.....:o

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The Site Team should step in again and say it's in the wrong thread.

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So you are willing to travel the miles and play The Power low stakes then, as that obviously does blow some of the Powers Money Large necessity out of the window.

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how does a money match end in a draw ???

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mmmm maybe they were level goin into the decider and couldnt afford to lose the cash so decided to call it quits:)

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come off it Andy it ain't the OK Corral son - loser leaves town for good bull$hite :o
You spoke about a money match & now Alex has accepted so just put up a reasonable amount, ?200 or something.....i for 1 will be backing Alex is any1 wants a little side bet ?

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This is an offer for a money match, hence the request for a new thread in the "Money Matches" forum. Thanks for doing that. Now all that is left is for an agreement from you Andy and an agreement on the amount of money being played for

Assuming you are going to take up the offer of a match Andy, as mentioned above the "loser quits Croydon" is clearly an unrealistic demand. If you are not interested in the money personally and merely want to beat Alex for "bragging rights" what charity would you consider donating your winnings to if you were to beat him?

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According to reports this match is going ahead. Dotcom is reportedly practising hard but seems to still want it on his terms..

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Barry Watkins has pisssed of to Egypt for 2 week's and, he has took his big fishing rod with him... Doubt if Andy will bite until he comes back...

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Spence... always can depend on u 2 point out the important fact's... Now why did Andrew not think of that... ???

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I've forgotten why this discussion (argument) started?????

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I believe it was over Teach finding a new team....
lets blame teach ;)

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Yes Dan, this thread was meant to be about me!! I think out of all the replies that were posted (over 30), only one was actually an offer to me!:D

Thank goodness for PMs and texting.

So when is this money match going to be, and for how much??

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andy c'mon son - gone a bit quiet, think that means this is a non-runner fellas :o

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Make it a STEEL CAGE DEATHMATCH and charge ?10 entry for spectators, we might be able to raise enough money for a decent presentation night? :D

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look i have offord the knob a game not a money match i said loser quits croydon pool now if if doesnt think he can beat me at that what chance has he in a money match but as u can see talc hasnt the bollocks 2 take me up on my offer and if u read back on a previous thread he need's time 2 practice as he play's once a week and travels 100 mile's well so do i as i now live in milton keynes and travel 2 play on tuesday only

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now talc stop wasting my time if u are chicken and and sacred and admit your crap just put up or shut up and stop boring everybody like u said u need practice b 4 this my offer is plan and clear

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This thread was started to prevent the hijacking of your "Player Available" thread Steve!

The clue for what this thread is about is in the title! :p

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Andrew, let me just try and clear up 'my position' on this once and for all - before you continue to make yourself look a 'complete' cock.

1. You initially offered me a bet. That bet was 'loser quits Croydon pool' forever. I rejected that offer. Firstly, because if I chose to accept that kind of bet the outcome in defeat far outwayed the pro's in victory. Having spent 20 years with the same team and helped make the Eden what they are today, I don't think any of my current players would thank me for taking on such a farcical bet.

On the other hand you have nothing to lose by proposing such a bet to me. You jump from one team to the next team, from one season to the next season you are playing here and there, in the process you are fucking off this team and that team as you go along. Your lifespan in this league is limited anyway because nobody would miss you.

You have played most your Croydon career in the lower divsions, nothing wrong in that, but then you claim to have won this that and the other whilst playing in Division 1. We all know you sat the best part of one season on the bench for the Unpreds and then the best part of one season on the bench for the Drillers, so your claim to being an ''integral part of history making'' is, on the face it - utter Andrew Waters fantasy fanny. Nobody can argue you may have been registered for those sides and played the 'odd' game here and there when but thats about it. We all know what you have really contributed to Divsion 1 in your time in Croydon - and that is sweet fuck all sunshine.

So you I hope you will try to understand I will always have so much more at stake to lose than you will ever have by accepting such an offer. I have never stood up and said ''I am the best'' and nor will I ever claim to be the best - but for 10 years in Div 1 - I have slapped my nuts out on their chopping board and gone toe to toe, shoulder to shoulder, with Croydon's best. You will never better that fact.

Secondly, it was a childish offer - not even close to be a reasonable bet - which is the real reason I actually rejected it.

Which after rejecting the offer - leads me on to YOUR POST:
Posted by ANDREW WATERS on 24-02-2009 15:57
this is all a boring 2 me now... alex u wanna game money match or not pm me or just do what your best at first div is wank they was 2 much moaning and knobs in it 4 me..thats y i left and yes my old mate dave i did help a newly created farley team 2 win div 5.. if i remember i did that cos i always promised 2 play 4 a farley team and this time kept my promise

Before we get onto the main part of your post. ''first div is wank''. And we are ''knobs''. There are quite a few nasty individuals in Div 1 who will take quite an offence to that comment. For someone who claims to have helped ''make history in Div 1'' these comments are a sad and harsh reflection on those players who you may have played with then, or currently ply their trade week in week out in the top flight. I think the majority of us in Div 1 would agree, however, on one very universal thing - you a'int worth a 'wank'.

Anyway, back to the first line of your quote Andrew - 'alex u wanna game money match or not'' - of course this is not the best use of English grammar though I did get the jist of your proposal.

My reply was something along the lines of ''I'll happily accept your offer to play you for money''.

I then created a new thread and said something like ''just ask me how much I will play for''. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you seemed to have back tracked somewhat? You seem to be trying to back out of your initial proposal to have a money match? Or maybe it is just a case of you have forgotten what you wrote?

Basically, I think you have lost your bottle.

And that is where we are at now.

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500 end of season best 2 30 but with a clause no df or fudge offer is there and jfk pool hall neutral venue

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Andrew can you confirm the following...
?500 Per Man.
End of Season...Meaning "May" When the Winter League finishes...???
First to 30.
No D/F's or Fudging... How that can be enforced to the letter is ???.
The match to be played at J.F.K' s.

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Dave, i think andrew does mean ?500 per man & may when season finishes, But not first to 30 but a best of 30... meaning there can be a draw of 15-15. As andrew said in the other thread he played someone for money and it ended in a draw(cant remember who it was and too lazy to look :p)

As for no D/F and no fudging..... WTF :o ??!!??, Why not play straight pool ?
Also can i play winner with a broom stick and play for Snicker bar or the cash for one (about 60p) ?? ...Nel fancy it :p

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Thank's Alan... Now Andrew please confirm... Then The Power can respond and, end all the crap chat... I know what Andrew was talking about when he said it was a draw... Him and Rab Harkness had a bet on the outcome of their last match in a Farley Singles League but, this is a money match... So a draw can't be an option... Just my thoughts... Andrew respond... Alex... Accept or Regect... Simple...

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Well done Spencer... Think they are now getting the gist of it... Took a little time but, it's sorted ?500 a Man...

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Farley, this far from sorted I am afraid. A million miles off. At present I can only agree to two of Andrew's proposals and that comes with a condition clause.

Andrew - in response to your proposal.

1. Match distance : Not accepted.
Not sure what you mean by that. If you mean first to win 30 frames then thats not for me. I am planning on spending as little as much time in your company that day and therefore playing first to 30 and a potentially 59 frames would take forever to complete. If you mean a match distance of 30 frames, again I am not interested. I have no desire to play for 4+ hours for their to be a prospect that the match may be drawn 15-15. Unless you are willing to offer me the draw as well, there has to be a positive result.

2. Clause no DF or fudge: Not accepted.
Are you on the white stuff or something? We are playing a pool match for money. Why do you want that clause added? I know exactly why, and it's because you want to prevent me from playing my style of game. I work for my openings in frames and thats why you want no snookers, & no DF's played. It is nice to know that I am clearly inside your head all ready. ;)

3. End of season: Accepted.
I presume you mean end of Winter season? Which is May.
One condition: I am happy to play you in May 2009 - my fitness permitting. This is not an excuse. I am not close to 50% fit at present and I won't play you unless my back is good. However, I have 3 months to make it happen.

4. Venue JFK's: Not accepted.
Two reasons.
A. Because despite what you would like to make out JFK's is not a 'neutral' venue and I am advised that you use JFK's to practice.
B. Because this is match is being talked up on the site, I feel we should use a venue situated in Croydon. Only venues that come close to hosting this match are Hurricane Rooms, Farley or Suzy Q's. Hurricane is your current venue - so that counts that out. Suzy's is an option for both of us. As for the Farley - we have both played for teams at the Farley and we both know the tables so there is absolutely no advantage gained by either person. I therefore propose the Farley as the venue and as gesture of my goodwill I'll allow you to choose the table.

5. ?500: Accepted.
One condition. Each party deposits their ?500, at least 7 days before the match is scheduled to be played. The money is held with an agreed neutral third party until after the conclusion of the match.

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Best of 30 under WR (Waters' rules) - can't understand why you aren't jumping at the chance Alex.

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What is Andy on?

When you've finished with him, Alex, I'll play you too..

Best of 1000 frames (as apparently 'best of' matches are now played to an even number)

Match to be played at a neutral venue - so I'll nominate Table 4 at Suzy Q's.

Oh, and you're not allowed to pot the black.

Looking forward to it, mate.

:D

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Im up for that alan best of 15 frames with a broom stick for a snicker bar, and i will give you a chance to play me again after i beat you, double or quits. lol :)

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if all u lot cannot see that am out 2 wind up talc in powder then your fool's like him i will play u world rule's and suzy's does sound a neutral venue as 4 jfk were u get your info from your far from the truth unless u mean my own surpreme i had at home well then your on the right track as 4 the powder only a few in croydon that do it and i wont name and shame a few in your team well leave's the number of games best of 31 first 2 16 think thats a fair deal

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One of the funniest comments i've heard for a while.

Can you both play in fancy dress as well? Andy can wear a white shirt and a pair of jeans and come as Homer Simpson.:D:D

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Andrew. Is your offer...
?500 Each...
Played at Rileys Purley Way... End of May...
Best of 31...
World Rule's...
Can't, really see how The Power can find fault if that's the offer...
Over to you Alex...

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such a big fish will always bite dave no matter where you are ......... Let's face it the power will ruin Walters in a money match....... Walters= no bottle we all know that ..... Truey what are the odds mate .........?

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Is there any chance of some sloppy seconds alex I could do with some easy money.. I will even play these crazy Walters rules he so pony.:o:o:o.... Ps dave... Sarah says hi and thankyou for everything were having a wkd time x

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its waters i will have u no..... so shut up watkins or your be next on my hit list :o as 4 talc beating me in his dream`s am going 2 b his worst nightmare :D

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andrew,stop making a fool of yourself,this so called money match isnt going to happen so just leave it alone.you know alex just likes to wind people up on this site and you are falling into the famous eden trap.
(your better than that)
as for you alex,(play nice)

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this isn't the hit list that is entitled...... people I'm going to set up imaginary money matches with and then loose my bottle is it....... because I wouldn't want to be on that now would I :o

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game ... set.. and match i think .... watkins steve krishnan said u and talc fancy scotch doubles pmsl....:o:o:o

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When 42 people post on this and five on Surrey becoming national champions I realise what sort of monkeys in this league I am associated with.

Either play the game or fuck off. Simple!

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. :o I take it your not one of the 42 people that posted on this thread then?????:o

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come on shaggy see the funny side am pmsl .... back over 2 u qwerty :o

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Sorry everyone, but is anyone getting tired over this thread??? lol zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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i am thats y am off 2 the land off zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz morning all....

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I think Shaggy's two posts have been spot on, 1) it will never happen 2) yawn.

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Longshanks, it won't happen. Waters, I'm afraid to say, has NO nuts and that is why he was callled 'Rebecca Waters' in before he became Andrew.

Andrew's new 'imaginary' bet is now an offer to play for 'money' via a game of some Scotch doubles. This of course gives Andrew a chance to hold the hand of his partner between shots.

Needless to say, it will come as no surprise to learn that his Scotch doubles partner refers to him off the table as..... 'Hand Shandy Andy'. :p

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powder your over stepping the mark... on a seroius note dont push me 2 far and yes this is a warning ...... all am left 2 say is u want this game then contact me i will give u time 2 recover from your back and get as u said u needed match practice in thats sportmanship....... but keep up with your fag jokes and i will end up doing what someone else that was did 2 u end off .... B)

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Barry Watkins... You told me you took ur big fishing rod to Egypt with you... So where did The Power get the one he is using...???

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:elol:

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Andrew, I'm a lover not a fighter.

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Power... Are we actually the only people that have actually paid a bullseye against each other. 2.1 to me. My choice next time!

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I can confirm that a detailed offer was put on the table over 24 hours ago... Seems this was never going to happen...

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right lets get this sorted once and 4 all i got pm'd by the powder and have agreed this match but powder want's 2 play 4 250 not 500 and wants best of 21 not 31 as i asked i have agreed date 6th june t 3pm this will give powder enough practice time and rest 2 recover from back problem true sport i am but what is left 2 sort is a venue i have declined the farley sorry dave no offence so if anybody can let us no of a suitable venue on neutral ground then this game will take place admit all the rumour's that i wont play let me state i am no chicken so that is the end of this people may not of like what i have posted but it was 2 piss powder off and as 2 my warning i will take alot of things but 2 keep coming on and over stepping the mark i will not accept that

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So it seems the big match is on after all... Well done Mr Waters... By the way it's The Power not Powder...

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Dave,...... Andy knows its Power not Powder, thats andy's way of taking the piss.....Lets hope andy will elaborate on this ??....Well actually lets hope not.. Dont think i can stand trying to read his "bad english". :p

I personally think the match should go ahead at the Farley as its a great location for many people to view the match without getting in the way. And im sure there will be a few interested spectators in this match, And im sure it will attract a few side bets ;)

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Alan, I can't work out why Mr Waters don't want to play at The Farley... but, ( That's between him and The Power ) After all he won a couple of his frames in the Summer League when he was playing for The Small Potatoes in Div 6 or, was it 7... He also played in The Farley Singles League...Well most of it... Regarding Side Bet's... Seems The Power only want's to take ?250 of him and, not ?500... Mr Waters i will have the other ?250... No mattter where it's played... You can play on Tooting Common but, serious Mr Waters you have a better chance of winning the lottery than you have of beating The Power... I must also point out Mr Waters The Power stated in a previous post... Money to handed over to an indenpendant person 7 day's before the event... Now Mr Waters i think we all know... The Waffeling stop's here...
O.K. Bring it on...

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It's about time you both just said yes or no, your both average players with to much to say, you would think it's for the world championship the way you both go on, shall we get Don King in to sort it out !!!!

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I just telephoned Michala Tabb and she can ref this game.

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You wish you had her phone number!! :D

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You want her number???:p

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When you PM someone Andrew its normally for a reason. Normally, you show some courtesy and respond in a PM?

The fundamental reason of a PM is to keep the details of that message - private. I've responded to your offer of a money match and you now know the terms. Either accept or reject. There is no compromise.

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This is why this site has become so boring for so many people, its more like a playground than it ever has been. I suggest that you sort this out personally and then post the details of the match if there is to be one.

The power has given his offerings of a match Andrew if you dont want to play for that then there is no match? Your not trying to buy a house of each other where you can argue over the asking price, the offer is there if you dont want to play for that then subject closed surely?

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If this thread has not been concluded one way or the other by the end of Monday 9th, the thread will be removed and only be reinstated when confirmation of what is to happen has been received in a PM.

We have been very lenient in the moderation of this thread but now enough is enough.

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It wont be,
As Hannafish said... The offer is there...Accept or Reject... The clever money now must be on Mr Waters not coming on the site for the next 23 hours... SUBJECT CLOSED... Told you all along this was never going to happen...

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Funny as it may be the only person who needs to comment on this thread now is Andrew.

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Jeez, I haven't logged on for a couple of days....Is this still going on!!!!?

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The thread - yes, the match - no.

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How have you been very lenient and why will it be removed, what does it matter to the site team if this thread goes on for the next 5 years !!!!. Instead you should be greatful that people are talking and using the site as it has become more and more quiet and boring.

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I couldn't agree more. This site has been soooooo dull lately because there hasn't been anything to read (apart from Wednesdays). Even if this is an inane thread with no real content about a match that will never happen, at least it is a thread that is being posted on quite a bit.

I'd say let it run, threads should only be closed if they become offensive or break the site rules or if people ask for it to be closed.

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I agree. The site is dying on it's arse.

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I think it's fair to say Alex has got under Dotcom's skin and this will give him an advantage if this does go ahead. The attempted 'no fudge' stipulation as we as being a bit of a farcical suggestion also displays an insecurity about his proposed opponents style of play.

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Start a protest! ;);)

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Less than 10 minutes to go... We all sit at our laptops in hope and in anticipation...
Is Andrew Waters our there... Is he going to give us a sign... Is he feck...

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Midnight... Think thats Game Set and Match to The Power... Even if there was no match but, we all knew there never would be... It has been fun... Can't wait for Andrews next thread...

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Best post on this thread ...Followed by, Mark Stallard's, Table 4 at Susies by, the way your not allowed to pot the black... Follow by Walters , I am no chicken...lol... lol... Site Team... Please reconside removing this thread... If it bores people they dont have to read it... Some of us have enjoyed it... Even if the outcome was predictable...

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how can the "site team" start threatening to remove this thread? this site is the property of the players who post not some big brother comunist regime! unless something is racist, or offensive etc nothing should be removed. This site is here for the members not just for the site team to leave up waht they "like".

I personally think this thread is quite funny. Its like watching rafa benitez trying to play games with alex "the master" ferguson! its never gonna work. Some people just have to learn the hard way.

I will have ?500 on alex with anyone who fancies it.

its amazing watching people play for money, they seem to become detached from their bum holes quite easily.....

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ok talc u got a deal farley middle table 250 6th of june see u there..... may the best player win lol........

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Hands up who said this would never happen...
Well ME for one... Andrew, I bow to you... Game on...

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who is going to ref the game?? i will see if Michaela Tabb is free on this date!!:p:p:p

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Ally... You are Michaela Tabb on the brain...
Now if you don't mind this is a serious thread about a money match...
Took 80 posts to get this far so, piss of to your bedroom and look at the pictures of Michaela you, no doubt have plastered all over your wall...

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lol

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I'm around that day and am happy to ref if both players agree? Ok I'm no Michaela Tabb but if you're not too fussy . . .

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agree with sting here, this makes good reading and livens up the site...

re bum holes;- i saw the power (grrr) twitch an easy pot in a simple league game against us let alone playing with a monkey of your mukka's dosh on your back...!!!

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Just ensure you wear a skirt and shave your legs!! lol!!!

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this is the only thread that has livined up this site lately... hate put it that way and there is no harm in banter... sass would love 4 u 2 ref this match and get dave 2 b time keeper as i dont fancy along day and think finishing off talc by 4 o`clock suits me lol...:o:o:o

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Was that same league match in which you played Truey and your bum fell off on an easy positional shot with 3 dollies left? Nice to know even Surrey B squad players play rank pool shots...

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Andrew, until you reply via a PM to me and AGREE to each stipulation set out then there is to be no match. You obviously have not read fully or have not fully understood the terms of the match. One example, you mention above timing of shots and Dave timing the match. The playing rules proposed do not involve the use of the clock.

Maybe, before you start agreeing on behalf of me whom should ref the game, you should look at the key points of this match and address those before we 'discuss' whom is going to ref the match.

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Andrew must give you 10 out of 10 in your effort to strike first in the mind games... You really did not expect The Power to bite on that... !!!

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How about the jolly sailor andy.... Although saying that if there are no spare crates available behind the bar to stand on then this must be a massive advantage in alex's favour....:D. P.s u still up for that drink in soho mr waters x:D

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No Jet Lag then i see...

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no dave no jet lag. Had an awsome time out in Egypt snorkeling and fishing was amazing I caught this one tiny little fish out there right feisty little fucker the guy on my boat said f*** me you have caught one the rarest fish in Egypt, I said blimey was it called he says it's called an andy waters he said there normally found hanging round in gay bars :D

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I am suprised you did not catch any sheep out there baz!!:p:p:p:p:p:p

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Did you ask if he could play pool...

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I rode a couple of camels out there the closest I got to a sheep was getting pissed and covered in shaving foam.... I bet you still would of shagged me and the camel baaaaa baaaaaa:D

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There should be a new thread, the sheep vs the camel!! lol

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watkins are u still fuming from not being centre of attenion from 1 off the barlycorn brother`s am sure and quote me u actully got asked out by john who lets see yeah is gay and as u told me all that and said quote he could ruin u am not the 1 with hair gay dye lol.....:o:o:o

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powder put up or shut up..... :o:o:o

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Have you PM?d him??

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Now now rebecca or is it handy shandy andy. ( I'm not sure what sleazy name you go by now) don't over step the mark or push me two far I wouldn't want to start making threats now that I have no intention of carrying out :o:o:o LOL...... as you for trying to promote the fact I bat for both sides I'm very sorry to dissapoint you rebecca but I'm not that way inclined and if you are trying to hint that you may want some anal attention I suggest you look no further than your proposed scotch doubles partner :o:o:o

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watkins your off topic start a new thread and i will gladly advice u lol...:o

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Good point, did you PM the Power?

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What he has still not answered The Power's PM. Rude or, is it another Mr Walters ploy...

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i did pm the knob dave did u want 2 ref then ... or i will leave it 2 sass i dont mind :o

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It's a bit uncalled for Andrew all this name calling I don't think I've heard the power actually insult you apart from a bit of banter. It's very childish and nasty ......

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well do u want 2 read my pm`s and look who is talking motor mouth :o

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Until you REPLY and AGREE to all terms of this match as you have now been requested to do so on TWO occasions - there will be no match.

Surely I don't have to spell it out to you again.

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Andrew there are a lot more qualified people than me to ref... Don't know how i got brought into this espically, as i am not nuteral... I also agree with Barry, this name calling is getting a bit childish and, petty... You are not in the school playground... So let's grow up... Respond to The Power in a Gentlemanely & Sporting fashion and, then Game On... It's what we are all looking forward to...

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yeah your right i was a bit below the belt with everything that has been going on u and barry have pushed me into this well no more i have sent a pm 2 who it matter`s and am ending and am not biting on what u and barry put on here playground is closed....

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Andrew...Me and Barrie Watkings go Fishing... Never... Just doing our best to bring this all together... You know you want it... As i said in an earlier post. I know your no bottler...

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I'm confused dot com wasn't it u that first suggested this money match ?????? If your bottling it just say so.... No one will think any less of you it's what was expected..:o

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no barry i am still on course 4 that just all the crap banter on here that u and dave are realishing am no longer going 2 lower my self 2 your standard....

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You mean you can't compete with our standard :D:D:D

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just have to add my two penny worth when I was a good player (when dinosaurs ruled the earth) money games were every week surely this can't be the only money game in Croydon this year and why are we talking about it now if its not happening till JUNE?

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Whooo, "Relishing" Now Mr Walters that's a very big word... Who told you to write that.?
The only thing everyone is Relishing is you and, The Power coming on here and, telling us all this has been finalised... As i understand it, The Power, being the gentleman he is, has sent you a private message setting out his terms... So can you please respond... Feck me it's all of 3 week's ago you ask him for a money match... Andrew, I know you'r no bottler... So make it happen...

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nuttmeg i will explain 2 all y this is happening in june under the powder`s condition`s he needs 2 recover from a back problem 1st then he needs match practice 2nd then he has choosen the farley as this venue and middle table 3rd now tell me something what a gent am i 2 put up with so many demands from a 1st div player when i play down in the lower league of div 5 :o:o:o

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Andrew, why are you making out to Sir Tony Nuttman that there actually IS going to be a match?

Last night, you wanted to the money to go to a charity (I don't do charity), you wanted to change the venue and also have one of my players ref the game.

This is all getting quite bizarre.

My initial and only offer remains on the table until the close of Friday this week after which we'll all move on and I am suggesting the site team do what they have to do with this thread.

And don't let anyone (including yourself) say you are a chicken.

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talc lets just say that i sent u a pm and yes did say play 4 charity instead as the money does not bother me... bashing u up will tho plus it would off gone 2 a good course, as 4 chicken na thats u as u seem 2 want and need 2 wait sure a long time 4 this match 2 take place.. and yes have agreed 2 all your cock hand demands .. stop trying 2 play it off that am the 1 who is scared if u want it that much play it next week then :o

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PM? I haven't had one of those from you which agrees to all the terms of this match. If you had agreed to the terms (which we both know you haven't) why would you now be trying to move the goalposts?

You agreed to allow me time to be match fit. I'll find your post for you if you like?

I'll tell you what Andrew, I'll make it easier for you if its becoming confusing. I'll post the full details of the offer below for everyone to see, that way you can stop trying to embarrass me by making out you have agreed to anything.

Date: Saturday 6th June 2009.
Time: 15.00 hours.
Venue: Farley.
Table: Middle.
Sum: ?250.
Match distance: Best of 21.
Rules: World rules as used in current Winter Croydon league
Referee: One from either of our respective teams or one ref being accepting kind offer from Sass.
Money to be deposited with Dave at Farley, by Saturday 30th May 2009.

You now have the opportunity by the close of Friday this week to accept of reject the offer.

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Seem's pretty straight forward to me...

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am bowing out have 2 ask how does your wife put up with your demands.... am no chicken and your not the better player.....

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Andrew - I must ask you what aspects of Alex's demands were unacceptable, as they seem relatively normal and straight forward to me!:(

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Only thing I can't tell from that is which rules are to be played. I got the impression from an earlier post in this thread that it may not be World Rules.

If it's 21 frames of Old EPA I think you're gonna need more than one ref!!!

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I'm interested to know what Alex's "cock hand" demands were???

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Well spotted Sass. I have edited my intial post to include rules proposed. Not that it matter nows anyway.

Thanks for the offer by the way.

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Bump.....

Be careful Alex, it's easy to get lured in....

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What a pile of old bolloxxxs. Dot Cotton, you are full of sh1t.

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would someone tell me kindly where this fella B)B)dot gets off, i would challenge you for the cash there wouldnt be any unfair advantage as we dont know each other ?500 for charity any venue any table any rules

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Dot Cotton may well b taking a few day's off 2 reload with verbal diarohea... Then again... The Power has set the deadline 2 put up or shut up by midnight Friday... Guess he will b back on Saturday... Well i 4 one hope so...

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Oh, I forgot 2 say Andrew... Never mind money matches... Please ask me out any time u wish... As u r well aware i have been trying 2 find what rock u have been hiding under for the past 6 Months... Let's just leave it at that 4 now... U know it would b my pleasure...

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dave the rock u are looking 4 is in southend... s u well no am living in milton keynes the other way... i will pop in shortly 2 see in how does june the 6th sound say around 2 ish.....:p

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so the words chicken do appear to be right in your case,how about playing me instead

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me chicken never.... its all banter take it as u like .... do i or anybody else no u on here or who do u play 4....B)

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To borrow a great phrase from ThePower..

"Be careful, Bronson, it's easy to get lured in...."
:D

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fat-boy u mite u are .....:o

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are you really as stupid as you make out or is it you just dont read messages properly ie: we dont know each other but im prepared to play you for 500 bar or better still i will give you 2-1 your venue,your table,your ref you balls all though sounds as though you dont have any,im not a croydon player but i will make the trip from sunny leather head for a money match and as for untouchable ha ha dont make me laugh is that all about your ego matie

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i aint your mate 4 starter`s and if u look i put lol which is meant as a joke... if u cannot take a joke best u ******* off then.... if your that good am sure the talents of sean halligan well play u in a money match who is probley by far the best player in the league.... what makes me laugh is that u dont play in the croydon league yet u have logged on read a money match between me and powder and have stuck your orr in y dont u come out of sunny leatherhead and revel your self or aint u got the bollocks.... i have and quote me on this since u have on everything i have said i am not the best player in croydon no were near it and have nothing 2 prove 2 u end off.....

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yet again looks like dotcom's b0llocks have gone AWOL ......... I believe they were last seen hanging round fieldsy's ass crack :o

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After 148 posts Dot Cotton finally posts a whole sentence which is, Logical, Accurate Sensible and, Honest...
Mr Walters, i think you might find The Power sussed that out some time ago... Probabely why he was so keen to take up your offer of a money match...

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I think that might have been a dig at me, although it's such a badly constructed sentence that I can't tell, so I shall spare the retort
(that means "witty reply", Andy, to save you getting your dictionary out)
:D

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ah mate im so shocked that your obvious friends keep bailing you out,maybe i can come from leatherhead and thrash out a money match with you tell me where and when and i shall appear,im hearing all sorts of stories where in gods name did you get dotcom from or were you given that at birth due to the size of your todger LOL as you say. ps i must say your grammer is as bad as your pool apparently!!!!! and stop putting other people in the frame im challenging you and im sure if i ask nicely the the power may want to start a book on this. all im asking is you take a blind gamble and play me.

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Will Dot Cotton make a last minute apperance...??? Will he *******... Word on the street has it that Walters has been banished to the chicken shed for ever...

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am sure u no were the farley is see u tuesday then ....

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See i told you so... Think Walters has shown on more than one occasion, that he talk's nothing but, crap cos, he is full of *******... Chicken *******... I know a coulple of people said this thread was crap but, i would ask the Site Staff to consider a new Forum... "Imaginary Money Matche's" We really need something to keep Dot Cottons little mind occupied...
After all he is going to be laughed back to the chicken shed if he dares to mix it with "The Power" again...

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dave am not going 2 lower myself 2 your pathetic game... yes i no i owe u 400 quid and as i have said u will get it ...

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Yes Andrew funny as it might seem, i do have a rough idea where The Farley is... Been living there 10 years... Can't wait been missing you soooo much... Actually when up to see you last Tuesday at 7-45 but, You had left... Was intending to go up this Tuesday but, so nice of you to save me the walk...

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and as 4 this money match am not scared 2 play it just think its crap that someone off powders talent hs 2 get match fit 2 play meeeeeeeee........ as i said in a previous statement see u 6th june around 2ish now if that dont spell it out what will....

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that was a note 4 this so called bunson burner whoever he may b since he has heard so much about me am sure he no`s were the pub is as welll.....

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Andrew... What has that to do with a money match between you and The Power... How dare you publish our private buisness on here... How low are you prepared to go to deflect people from pointing out that you are a chicken and, bottled it... Shame... Shame... Shame...

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no dave everybody no`s what i owe u enough people have come up 2 me and asked if i sorted it out.... well i will in 2 weeks and read again see u 6th june around 2ish......

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O.K. Andrew... Let me make it as simple as possible...
One word answer... Do you accept The Powers offer...
YES or NO is all you need to say... Remember you are no chicken... lol...

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6 june 2ish thats all that is left 2 say.....

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Andrew in day's to come remember you brought this up... if people are coming up to you then thats cos you told them... Not me... Ask Sly and the rest of ur team... they keep asking why u dont come into The Farley... They got no info from us... Just a why don't u ask Andrew... As you know i don't need message boy's... Not my style... You know it...

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you are obviously as thick as you seem and a sponger too boot/how can you challenge the power to a money match when the money you would be playing with would technically belong to farley/how on earth can you discuss personal problems on this site and for you information i will be a croydon player next season.just incase you are reading this farley can you tell me where your venue is situtated so that i can take the oppotunity to meet andrew the chicken todger in person and if its worth my while appearering/all respect to you for being patient about your cash loan to him he should never have put that on screen/so andrew i meet you do i get that money match?

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wow strong words 4 someone who doesnt no me... and u need 2 get your fact`s right first see u tuesday...:D

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Mr Bronson... Think you might be wasting your time coming to The Farley... Mr Walters has not been seen there for about 6 month's.
I can tell you he plays out of The Hurrican Room's. High St. Thornton Heath... Used to be Rileys... You should find him there most Tuesdays...

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yeah i do i 4got 2 mention that dave come down your more then welcome...:o

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earlier in this thread andy you proposed a match with the outcome of looser quits croydon pool for good ...... To be quite honest with you andy you've embarrassed yourself so much on this site especially you licking fieldsy's ass ( big no no), maybe you should consider leaving town for good as you put it.......:sprint:
I mean why bother coming all the way from Milton Keynes just for people to say there goes the bottler :o

Ps branson who you playing for in the summer and are you any good ????

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give us a job i can do that/andrew is a pussey and you know it 1-0 to the power 2-0 to me are we bothered not by a pussy like andrew we have respect and thank you 4 askinging qwerty

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oi big mouth swolling loads a ******* you are a two bob no knob wheres your bollocks or are you pretending to be someone you not chicken/where r u right now you japs eye lickerfarley is that the *******hole by the betting shop

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will he be there tursday

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the match is off, am not coming 2 the farley ,i have a life now, think someone needs 2 get 1 .......

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What... Not even to see me... Wish you would make up your mind Cotton... You know Mr Walters this is typical of you... You spend a week on the site doing a " Character Assasination Job" On Paul Saxton, in the name of fair play, freedom of speach, etc, etc... Now you are put on the spot regarding a challenge YOU dished out... You are not so keen to post... The famous Walters comment... " I got a life now" and, it's everybodys elses fault... Sad... Not much wonder your best mate call's you... Son of Fat Mc Dill... He taught you well...













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Now thats rich Mr Walters... after ur jack daniels rants tonight...
So is this on or off... YES or NO... is all that is required...

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hello you two how come this old chestnut has sprung up again and further to that leave jack daniel out of it, mind you it should be paul daniels because he can vanish into thin air too.:lol:

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oi oi wheres the dot dot gone, maybe he found a rock to crawl under or even squashed by a vehicle just like the toad he is :bite:

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bet u missed.:lol:

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pmsl......................

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lmao...........

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Mr Walters you can dress this up any way you want... Clearly you will discuss anything, except the offer YOU made to play The Power a money match...
Everytime you are ask for a simple YES or NO,
You go into a Jack Dainels infused rant about how Paul Saxton runs the site...
Then your old favourite that, your mate Fat Mc Dill taught you..." I got a life now"..."Everyone else want's to"...
Feck me you even came on here and told everyone about the ?400 you stole from "The Farley Singles League" Last September... Which i had to replace...
Now you answer is... "I AM LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF"...
Well someone has to tell you... So i will, Everyone else is laughing with you but, AT YOU ... Because your behaviour in the past few week's is pathetic ... I know your mother, would be ashamed of you... She told me so the last time i spoke to her...

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Surely. Enough already!

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WHAT...Paul.. Trust me i think it's bedtime...

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omg dot com has the front to call people a grass and now its come out that hes a thief, not only a thief but a dirty liberty taking one who it seems stole from his mate.In my opinion farley should not have had to have put that back but at least he didnt grass you up andrew dum cum walkers, yes thats correct walkers sweet and very sour flavour.you are bang out of order fortunatly im no friend of yours cause if i were i would abandoned you long before now and if you were here in the shovel with me you would have been hammered into oblivion.take it as you want at the end of the day your the wrongen and you only have yourself to blame as you posted the ?400 statement no one else.

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I have been watching this thread develope over what seems to be months and it seems to me that two so called grown up men (farley & Bronson) are infact the bullys and need to grow up.

Seems Farley is a petty tell tale who enjoys interferring and bringing things into this that seem untrue and unnecessary and should keeps his pathetic rants to himself.

Bronson you need to get your facts right before you go accusing people of things you dont no anything about and not listen to a sad man with nothing better to do.

Rant over, and hopefully this thread too

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I just hope nobody outside of the league has been reading this and believing these individuals are typical of Croydon.

I'm not The Powers biggest fan, but I have to say fair play for the way he has conducted himself throughout this debacle. It's almost like someone hacked his account ;)

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Sigh...Is this still going on?

Can we put this to bed now??!!!! :wrong:

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Spot on h time this ended bronson chris whoever u want 2 b time u looked at yourself your the bully always wanting 2 knock people out cos they won't do what u. Want or they say something u don't like as 4 money match your not no were near my standard so dream on ..... as 4 u dave u lent me that money 4 the holiday we went on I didn't come in and steal it let's gets facts right now yes I still owe it and the reason I have been getting so much flack is u sorry lot sit there and ain't got nothing else 2 do but bull *******I said I owe u were the money came from is nothing 2 do with me and as we had this chat only the over day but cos I have been a bad boy and given saxton a hard time all this has come out well ******* u all......

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sorry to have to inform you but i am not who you think i am so maybe you would like to think yet again about who you are having a go at or slagging off because thats whats got you in trouble in the first place and quite frankly you dont have anything to say untill someone either writes a post or they pull your string seems to me that your only mates come in threes and available at the rate of ?2.00 for three so imagine that farleys ?400 will get you 1200 mates sounds like face book allover again lewisham tonight then

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wow from the pen 2 lewisham should suit u down 2 the ground then ,,,,,,,,,

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For god sake...There is a facility on here called PM.....PM each other, and lets get this thread off!!!

Thank you

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Harry time ??????????
More like , Zzzzzzzzzzzzz time ??????

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You have to admit this is dragging on a bit!

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If you think that you wouldn't read it in the first place to post a reply :chair:

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Have to get the last word, don't you! :threaten:

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Never read something irritating and pointless then Qwerty? I know I just did.

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Qwerty don't you dare have a go at the legend that is Harry he is a god and don't you dare start

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I know a couple of people will say... "Not this old chestnut again" but, my sources. "Usually pretty relieble" inform me Mr Walters intends to make a positive statment regarding this thread... You heard it here first... I forecast contracts will be signed in the next 24 hours...

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Well as u put it thomas farley I have had enough of the eden..... ans there team keep offering me money match s I still stand firm 2 my word that I will turn up on match day if talc in powder still has the ball s 2 play this match as people don't think this is happening well u heard it from mine ......

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personally I think u should save your money for petrol as it will bankrupt u keep coming up here and losing these money matches. Carlsberg don't do money matches but if they andrew Waters wouldn't be in it because only the "best in the world" compete in carlsberg sponsored events how u like that one mr farley

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carlsberg don't make *******s but if they did they would be the smallest, baldest *******s in the world.... Don't bite andy you will only feed me :bite:b

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yes qwerty thats oh so true you could do with being fed;)

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bronson now that u have deleted your thread about playing in croydon... i take it the move 2 waddon is off shame if u had taken alan`s offer and had a trial, am sure i would of welcomed u with open arms...:chair:

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just a sneaking suspicion tells me your little oaf arms would of fitted round bronson ever expanding waste line if u get who I mean waters

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farron u cannot not do that, it get me into a whole heap of trouble, .... leave saxton out of this.... i was warned am sure u will b 2 :chicken:

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u bastar*d are u implying saxton into this wrong person obviously me n u ain't on the same wave length but then again who's wave lenght are u on apart from mr mcdills he's a sick f*ck

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You just cant help yourself Mr Walters, this thread was dead for a week... Barry Watkins gave up fishing... Bronson, went to where Bronson should be...
So you decide lets stir the *******again... Then When you get a response... We will get all the usual crap... "I got a life" or "Its, everyone elses fault" ... etc.. Sad...
You are young, you will learn... That i am certain off...

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Farron... Stop it... Dont feed him, Its easy to get lured in... Mr Walters is now getting his own bait to hook himself... Cos, no one else is paying him any attention... Ignore him... Sad...

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quite true but everyone knows waters can't fish so he's got no chance evn of reeling himself in

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tell u what farron ******* playing your mentor.... i will play u instead anytime, anyway, your just a little boy with a big mouth.... come have u the ******* or are u going 2 put a sad comment 2 this ... u aint got the balls and u no that, i would bring u down 2 the ground with a bang.... dave dont get roped in it would b quite sad :o

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hey isnt this about Power vs dotcom ???
hmmm wait a sec that finished about 6 pages ago...nevermind.

Could we be seeing the 4th money match involving Dotcom ?
Dotcom vs Fazza....hmmm

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Hmmmm.... ever heard the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" ?

:lol:

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you actually meant you would ask me to raise my hands whilst you rob my fcuking pockets and for your info little little humpty dumpty lookalike yes ive moved to waddon and guess what im signing for eden b, a team of blokes that im sure i will be able to trust, sorry dot con i forgot what the fcuk has it got to do with you what im doing?