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Longshanks, it won't happen. Waters, I'm afraid to say, has NO nuts and that is why he was callled 'Rebecca Waters' in before he became Andrew.

Andrew's new 'imaginary' bet is now an offer to play for 'money' via a game of some Scotch doubles. This of course gives Andrew a chance to hold the hand of his partner between shots.

Needless to say, it will come as no surprise to learn that his Scotch doubles partner refers to him off the table as..... 'Hand Shandy Andy'. :p