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Do u think after bashing u up on your home table using your sonic cue lol.... u or talc are really ready 4 me umm no.......

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Oh dear, here we go again.

You bottled it against ThePower. How long before you bottle it against Barry?

You might as well give up now.
:zzz:

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If I remember the score probably finished with me being around 10. 4 up so the only thing u was bashing last night was your own todger in the toilet andy...... And besides 2 out of them 4 frames you won I had to give you a bunk up to the table to reach the black:lol:..... Do you not remember my last shot last night with the chalk on the table you was in *******1ng amazement ....

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:ofat boy let me just remind u i will b turning up on the 6th of june then once i got that and qwerty out the way am sure my ultimate can do the same damage 2 u

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:chicken:qwerty back 2 business.... am sure u are in dream land yet again and i gifted u a few frames 2 make the score look decent as if talc had found out i bashed up his best player this season he would b shaking in his pin stripes lol.......

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Make your mind up, Andy, you said on the other thread that you weren't turning up for ThePower's challenge.
As for playing me - dream on. I'm not interested in your pathetic empty challenges.
:blah:

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Mark, don't bother responding to him. He is a *******.

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Wise words, Alex.
:clap:

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I found this picture which explains DotCotton's signature picture.
It illustrtates that it's actually just clever camera-work, as he was playing this kid at the time - so you can now see that Andy must have actually been standing on the dining table and not the floor, as it appears at first.
:haha:

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So the Mr Walters Summer Money Match Tour reads something like...

The Power... @ The Farley. 6th. June.
Qwerty... Venue and date to be announced.
Mark Stallard... Venue and date to be announced.
Bronson... One of H.M.P. date to be announced...

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Alex, To quote a good pool player, a very good pool player...
Careful, It's easy to get lured in...

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young man may i use your venue and your table to smash this sponger dot cum out of the walters will be available also june 6th for an evening match. my proposals are ?500 best of 15 frames as much fudging and dfs as he wants money to be lodged with you on that morning.Further to this ive stated dfs because i watched dum cum in action the other night in lewisham when he lost to someone that i felt had nothing to offer. walkers or who ever you want to be ive read the rules and it seems to me that once again you were cheating as dfs are not permitted in that league. lol how on earth did you manage to total yourself like that? NOW tell me i was not there:violin: here you are dum cum on the fiddle

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how about..........
?200 per man
Best of 25 frames
World rules
Date , time, and venue all negotiable
?????????????????

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qwerty do behave will you and let me beat walters first maybe just maybe i will return farleys wonga to him but you have to stop interupting my post challenging dum cum to a match as i said im available to play him june the 6 after 6pm and the rules as set out.

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Hows things Farron ?

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Alan - you are totally barking up the wrong tree!! There is no way that this is Farron! It can't be!! He wouldn't put up ?500 for a match!!! We had one frame for ?4.50 the other week, and his a**e was all over the place!! :lol:

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Whoever it is has spent a bit too much time watching movies.

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you are correct teach i am not farron has anyone seen or heard from my mucker dot con?:gossip

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Mr Bronson, According to my sources... Usually pretty accurate. Mr Walters had a family weekend... ( In Thornton Heath ). Was with his Father and Mentor ( Fat Mc Dill ) on Friday and, Saturday night... Word to the wish Mr Bronson, You want to watch those two when the get together... I will say no more...

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thanks for the warning young man but i fear no-one and never let my guard down, sounds as though they may have been conspiring to bring me down,his chance to bring me down is available to him june 6th as ive challenged him further more i did not realise that people that live under toadstools, mushrooms or rocks had fathers oh well theres a peice of knowledge gained on my behalf.:snigger:

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So farron wants 2 play with the big boys does he .... and 2 say he won us the match with a chicken wing shot pmsl.... watkins your on after the 6 th june am coming gunning 4 u fat boy or dart keep 2 your name sake and play darts instead cos your crap at pool I mean what team plays with a pro ball and at your standard as well shameless............

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:wall:

What part of "I'm not interested" do you not understand? I will not be playing you, for money or otherwise, as you bore me. Now please go away and deal with your SMS somewhere else.
:wacko:

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this ain't at all boring is it....ffs if you are going to play these money matches then do so if not jog it on :censored:

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o look another eden at the gate. . All in good time as your team mate's need match practice 2 play me. . As 4 fat boy stay of topic as your only making yourself look bad and sacred that u dont want 2 play me now b a good little boy and go play some dart's instead

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:lame:

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This site should be renamed www.playgroundantics.com

All this bickering reminds me of being back at school....And yes I do remember that far back!!!!! :P

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I'll play you son - i don't need practice i am rubbish anyway so how about it then ?
A simple yes or no required as i can't be ar$ed with all th bs that goes with it fella

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this thread does amuse me like any concerning mr waters! one thinks come august he will either be treating his self to a rather expensive holiday or will be the proud owner of the biggest I.O.U tab in croydon pool history.

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I mean a bit of banter and rivalry livens up this site for sure but all this stuff related to Dot Com is just tedious. There is no history or grounds for the interest in his fake challenges from what I can see he is an average player dishing out challenges like there is no tomorrow only to not see them through. It is like Grimsby Challenging Morecambe to a a game of football for ?50 and then not showing up on the day. No one cares and that includes me and I am a Grimsby Fan. I will play anyone and I mean anyone for a bag of Scampi fries and a portion of those lovely roast potatoes the flying Machine usually dish out on match nights?

Dot Com is it suits you better we can just play for Scampi fries and leave the spuds to the big boys?

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haha class berty - i can't afford scampi fries though

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Berty bert leg peg I will show up at the farley u see I have bollocks..... trueman I will play u even 4 a packet of chips your just have 2 wait your turn.... and I just a simple croydon pool player I never said I was special but I did say that I couldn't lose 2 talc and look what happens the eden are lining up at the gate so b it

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Dont worry about the tab sharky fella im sure dot con could get a sub from farley to tide him over till fcuk knows when.no education, no personality, no mates, no intelligence, no knowledge and most of all no money:sprint:

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Must say i agree with the-shark... Mr Walters imaginary money match threads do amuse me...

What Mr Walters posts is like, Marmite you love it or hate it but, you know what to expect before you read it so, if it bores you just ignore it...

I must say, his 2 threads, re Imaginary money matches have generated 5007 Views and, 219 Posts... More than all the other threads on the home page put together...

Now as they say, always keep the best bit to the last...
Those 219 Posts... Only one person got the hump... Mr Walters...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Average player... That made my night... Off to bed... Bertie you are sooo funny...

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I have a request to make if either one of these money matches goes through (The power vs Dotcom or Dotcom vs qwerty).
And that is for Jeremy Clarkson to announce the players into the Farley.

I can imagine it now.....

Clarkson saying..... Now over to our tame pool players..... Some say that he has a Dot on his forehead and that it actually leaks cum.

Some say he has a twin called ray wilkins and that ray was actually the better looking one, All we know is... He's called C0ck Head.(I mean Andrew Waters)

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great call sly except ray wilkins has money and does'nt talk b..............ks.hey qwerty where you hiding ain't seen you here for a while or are you bored of dot cons empty challenges matie?

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Bronson your an over rated player ..... and your not worth my time and effort like I have in the past I will just end up wiping the floor with u.... but what u don't see is that your age is coming out and it doesn't look good on your c.v I can see playing 4 the eden your master is still in training with u .... come see me in a few years when u have something 4 me if not go back 2 the coop and do what your best at washing the bogs....

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I haven't got the time to be wasting on this
Fuching website u mug can't believe u don't know who it is yet you plum as for watching the game I wasn't I had a fag halfway through maybe u should play more attention to winning your game than who was watching stop bringing my fuc.ing name into this bull she.it oh dear I feel so sorry for u

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now sly I know you havnt been thinking straight on the pool table ie: playing the wrong shots and missing straight blacks , but you really should try and think off the pool table as well, I can 100 % gaurantee that Farron is not this branson you think he is...... stop making a fool of yourself on and off the pool table .......

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i can confirm i am no one in the croydon league guys but as you see there you go again dumcum or dot con you are even suggesting that i am other people, lack of facts and loads of accusations can only spell trouble you little wanna be bully you go round giving it the little bald man i am act when the truth is you are exactly you------- a FCUKING two bob nobody.your even talking about your poxy silly money matches that you have no intention of forfilling.oi ******* head how on earth can you tell me youd would wipe the floor with me you havent even got a clue who i am.now be a good boy dot con and run along and play under the toadstools.

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bronson u and your side kick make me laugh..... but if your up 4 the challenge game on ...... dont think u got the bollocks same way u cannot reveal your true self but your the only person running scared

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For once i think Mr Walters might be on the right track...
Reading Mr Bronsons posts, some of them are nice and polite others, are littered with, dot cums, dot came. etc. Yes Mr Walters there, might be ONE Mr Bronson but, TWO posters...
On the other hand, i have noticed that, DOTCOM, SLY and, MR BRONSON, all have pictures as their signature... Strange...
The plot thickens...

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Farley bronson lives 2 far out 2 even consider playing this ........ money match he so called am way out of his her league so go back 2 wormworth were your wanted.....