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A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath although, if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.......

"Tuesday's the best night, when my husband goes out to pool" she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Tuesday....

After her husband had gone to the pub for his pool match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Tuesday, don't go to pool. Wait in the back garden and I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can
see for yourself.."

So the following Tuesday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:

"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down
there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department - very generously indeed.

Then the girl went to bed and the husband came in, so the wife asked:

"Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her
yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the pool team hadn't !"...

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