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Colleague sent me a few jokes for a Friday and thought i'd share

1. Liverpool have made two new signings, a Japanese and an Italian.
Benetez says they should fit in well with Scouse culture ? their names are Nikamota and Robatelli.


2. I was upset when reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed? how could anyone stoop so low? :lol:

3. The wife asked my advise on what she should wear out tonight. I told her the carpet between the kitchen and the bedroom!