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120 mph w~nker
nuttmeg
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Posted on 11-12-2008 07:29
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just to let the league know the man who crashed into a small car @ 120 mph killing a father and son while pleasuring himself, then getting out telling passers by what the f**k are you looking at I will have you killed wasn't Brian Clarke I hope this clears that up
 
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Posted on 11-12-2008 08:42
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nuttmeg wrote:
just to let the league know the man who crashed into a small car @ 120 mph killing a father and son while pleasuring himself, then getting out telling passers by what the f**k are you looking at I will have you killed wasn't Brian Clarke I hope this clears that up
Tony, Thank you for that... That is as clear as mud... What more can one say... Subject closed... Sorted...roll on the floor laughing
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EmDee
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Posted on 11-12-2008 15:59
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Unfortunately, Brian's metro can only do 107 downhill with the wind behind it, so yes, we knew it wasn't him.
And no, he rides the bus.
Also, I didn't take the piss out of him once in this whole post.
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Posted on 11-12-2008 19:10
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I consider a good Danger Wnak to be when your missus is in the next room watching Corrie, so you crack one off whilst keeping one eye on the door. . . . .

This raises the bar to a new level.
 
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Posted on 16-12-2008 21:45
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There's nothing wrong with wnaking, it's just like having sex with someone YOU love
 
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Posted on 17-12-2008 00:13
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A bloke with no arms entered a national masturbation competition.

Poor sod didn't come anywhere.
 
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