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| Coneycueist |
Posted on 08-11-2007 01:51
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After Mat Ansell lost 2-0 in the Elmer Lodge cup to someone wearing a cueing glove, I feel it is time to declare a top 5 Hall of Shame.
5) Losing to someone using a pub cue.
4) Losing to someone with a graphite cue.
3) Losing to someone wearing a cueing glove.
2) Losing to a pub team wearing branded shirts (particular embarrassment if nicknames are on the back)
1) Losing to Alex Barnetson.
Losing to someone with a magnetic chalkholder justmissed entry into the top 5.
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| berty |
Posted on 08-11-2007 02:07
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losing to susan |
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| RasFas |
Posted on 08-11-2007 04:40
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Losing to someone wearing a coat 
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| scottish-hustler |
Posted on 08-11-2007 04:59
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losing to fran  lol jk.
5) Losing to someone who can doesn't use spin.
4) Losing to someone who's using a house cue.
3) Losing to someone who is totally hammered!
2) Losing to someone who isn't in the Unpredictables 
1) Losing a match without getting a frame. |
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| RasFas |
Posted on 08-11-2007 05:09
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scottish-hustler wrote:
losing to fran lol jk.
Oii!
Losing to someone whose cue is taller than he is!  |
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| Golden |
Posted on 08-11-2007 08:34
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Losing to someone who uses a Chalk Pouch (Wayne Pope)
Losing to someone who plays with a 9-Ball Cue (Wiggy & John Hoy Hoy Hoy)
Losing to someone who has colour co-ordinated cue and tracksuit bottoms (Jamie Kay)
Losing to a woman
Losing to someone who says "that's the best I've played in ages" when they were rubbish
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| Dogger |
Posted on 08-11-2007 15:57
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oi, there's nothing wrong with shirts with nicknames...
it's just loosing to someone from Biggin hill... |
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| longshanks |
Posted on 08-11-2007 16:44
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losing to someone wearing pink |
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| longshanks |
Posted on 08-11-2007 16:46
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Coneycueist wrote:
After Mat Ansell lost 2-0 in the Elmer Lodge cup to someone wearing a cueing glove, I feel it is time to declare a top 5 Hall of Shame.
Ted told me that my next opponent in the Elmer Lodge Cup has to be home by 8.00 pm every day. I asked, 'why, is he a kid?'. 'No, he's on an ASBO' |
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| Sass |
Posted on 08-11-2007 17:05
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I'm gonna start wearing a pink shirt with a nickname on it to piss you all off!!! |
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| Dogger |
Posted on 08-11-2007 17:42
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Sass wrote:
I'm gonna start wearing a pink shirt with a nickname on it to piss you all off!!!
and a pink cueing glove |
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| Shaggy |
Posted on 08-11-2007 17:46
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There was a bloke called Richard carter who playerd out of Suzys years agao. He had:-
1. keys on a chain dangling from his belt. (Jason Deegan used to ask if he has a swiss army knife on their)
2. A bum bag attachment
3. A graphite cue.
I would add a la Adam Hewson....
4. A mobile phone attached to jeans that never rings and
5. A blue tooth attachment on earhole.
House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| buntycollocks |
Posted on 08-11-2007 18:06
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beat me to it
ill nominate adam hewson.....with his cue towel sticking out his back pocket and his hands free ear piece that never rings
I do hope Palace get relegated......then the traffic will be better when im on the bus. |
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| Spud |
Posted on 08-11-2007 18:53
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I remember playing upstairs at the Freemasons years ago, and almost getting beaten by a REALLY pregnant woman.
She must have only been days away from popping as she was huge.
She waddled round the table and could only cue upright, and even then couldn't get near the table because of junior. . .
I have been trying to emulate the look ever since. |
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| scottish-hustler |
Posted on 08-11-2007 20:01
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RasFas wrote:
scottish-hustler wrote:
losing to fran lol jk.
Oii!
Losing to someone whose cue is taller than he is!
Yes, losing to someone short must be a bit shameful. You must be a wreck, Fran! |
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| Billy |
Posted on 08-11-2007 22:27
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i must remember to take my earpiece off before i go into suzyz! |
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| Shaggy |
Posted on 08-11-2007 22:52
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Losing to people that have a broken leg, arm, collarbone etc.
House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Coneycueist |
Posted on 08-11-2007 23:16
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Losing to someone whose cue case for his one piece cue consists of a single bin-liner over the tip end (Berty for about 2 months)
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| Fat-Dart |
Posted on 08-11-2007 23:57
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Losing to  |
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| Statto |
Posted on 09-11-2007 06:49
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RasFas wrote:
scottish-hustler wrote:
losing to fran lol jk.
Oii!
Losing to someone whose cue is taller than he is!
Clive Taylor's made a good living out of that!!! |
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