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Gary the Pool Machine Vs Phil the dynamo
BigJake
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Posted on 09-05-2008 20:48
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Yes, this fixture will be taking place in two weeks time.

Just to settle once and for all who is the better player.

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Venue: The Elmer.

Date : Thursday 22nd May.

Format: 3 Set Tennis.
2 frame advantage required in decider.

Prize : Settlement once and for all of who is better, and the
accompanying bragging rights for the rest of the
forthcoming season.

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Who will be running the book?
 
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On the after match penis size comparison competition?
The Coney: The Home of Bread and Butter pool since 1999
 
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It would be unfair to beat my mate Phil twice in one night!
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Particularly with your penis wrong
 
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Shockhmygod:
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Posted on 10-05-2008 03:28
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so who exactly is phil the dynamo gary? surely your nick name should be something that sybolises drink being that you always have a pint in your hand and 3 lined up on the bar?? and every time we see you your telling us all your giving it up?laughingzzzzzz
 
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Posted on 10-05-2008 18:24
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Maybe Gary the fish would be better?laughing
 
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Posted on 11-05-2008 23:26
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Well... firstly they are two people indicated by the 'Vs' laughing

Secondly... since when have I ever had two drinks lined up?

Thirdly... I need to lose some weight so should cut down on my drinking, but I like drinking - so the likelyhood of me not drinking at all is very slim, if you'll excuse the pun laughing

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p.s. Phil the dynamo is Phil Wates
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i think you been in the sun to long either that or as a child your parents deprieved you of certain things in life!!!! cant belive you would play phil..more chance of saddam hussien coming back from the dead and scoring the winning goal for cardiff than you winning this one! stick to division 4 mate and dont upset the big boys.
 
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Posted on 12-05-2008 19:49
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Hahahaha we'll see sharky.

?50 says I beat him.


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Gary i'll let you try to win back that ?20 (From your cup bet with me) never seen you play, but i know Phil is a good player -
So i'll have ?20 on Phil if you fancy it mate ?
HOW LONG LEFT ?
 
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Posted on 12-05-2008 20:13
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i will bet you 50 pound you dont but why throw your cash away mate???? ps you dont wanna see him play dave...u would be shocked
 
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Truey wrote:
Gary i'll let you try to win back that ?20 (From your cup bet with me) never seen you play, but i know Phil is a good player -
So i'll have ?20 on Phil if you fancy it mate ?


OK mate I'll take that cheers, ?20 for me to beat Phil. Gluck!
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Posted on 21-05-2008 07:04
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Posted on 23-05-2008 05:29
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no big jake jumped on his horse and galloped out of town once wild phil hickock fronted him out and agreed to play! he lost his bottle Saxton ChickenSaxton Chickensurrendersurrendersurrendersurrender
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Posted on 24-05-2008 19:06
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Well more that a series of disasters have beset big jake and have cost him a fortune this month, so he has to wait until next month until he has any money...

But fear not avid fans - this match will be taking place - I've just asked Phil to reschedule for about 3 weeks time laughing

And Sharky why don't you put your cue where your mouth is? HAHA.
Once I've beaten Phil I can play and kick your ass evil laugh
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Posted on 26-05-2008 05:58
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ha ha big jake if a miracle happens and you beat phil then it will be my honour to put my cue where my mouth is finally zip your mouth piece up.laughinglaughing
 
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Posted on 26-05-2008 17:36
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