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The worst pool excuse you ever heard...
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| JugglingSpence |
Posted on 10-07-2008 20:16
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I've just been playing doubles at work and my parter explained that his poor form in the first couple of frames was probably because his sandwich was disgusting! 
My other favourites are:
'I've just got new trainers that I've never played in before.'
'I've only got 1 eye'
If I remember anymore I'll post them...
So, what is the best bad excuse that you've heard?
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| scottish-hustler |
Posted on 10-07-2008 20:24
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"I don't usually play on wednesdays." Is probably the best one I've heard. |
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| Spud |
Posted on 10-07-2008 20:25
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If we put every "Wiggyism" here, then it's quite possible that the world wide web could collapse.
Let's just say that Wiggy, bless him, is both original, and thorough.
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| Golden |
Posted on 10-07-2008 20:34
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Wiggy's best one was "The air is to humid" shortly followed by "The air is too dry" |
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| Golden |
Posted on 10-07-2008 20:38
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Oh and people use "I got a kick" way too much . . Most of the people I hear use that wouldn't know what a kick was if it grew a dinkle and dry bummed them . . |
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| the flash |
Posted on 10-07-2008 20:54
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Oh and people use "I got a kick" way too much real meaning - I just got my ass KICKED
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| Dogger |
Posted on 10-07-2008 21:19
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nothing to do with this thread but talking of 1 eye spence... guy in my local few weeks back, playing pool with his mate. gets to the black, mate shouts out double it, guys goes to double. Then the mate shouts out "one handed", so he goes for it one handed. Just before he shoots the mate then shouts "one eyed". The guy then pulls out his glass eye (no one knowing about it), pops it down on the table, doubles the black, then pops it back in again. awesome. |
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| Lils |
Posted on 10-07-2008 21:52
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JugglingSpence wrote:
So, what is the best bad excuse that you've heard?
'I've only got one eye'
Who in their right mind would use that one?!  |
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| Lils |
Posted on 10-07-2008 21:57
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'Did you see that roll off? F*@king *~#**"
That's generally Gary Swettenhams way of saying he lives closer than his shabby attempt at a pot but doesn't want to admit he's shit. |
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| andye |
Posted on 10-07-2008 23:19
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Golden wrote:
Wiggy's best one was "The air is to humid" shortly followed by "The air is too dry"
i have complained about the humidity as it makes the table slow and your cue sticky but have never commented about the air being too dry.
however i have never used the 'i drew 6-6 with knocky from 5-1 up cos cliff mills was making too much noise 4 tables away' excuse...!!! |
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| Golden |
Posted on 11-07-2008 00:25
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Neither have I . . |
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