A brand new clock has been invented to try to stop fat people from over-eating. The alarm goes off after one minute which is considered ample time for an average person to consume a meal . It is an exciting development in weight control and should reduce the number of gastric-band operations in the future !! Unfortunately some fat people have found out a way to extend the minute to allow them to eat for longer. For this reason it is strongly advised that the clock should not be used for pool purposes !! If the timekeeper looks overweight,the clock should be inspected for any signs of tampering !! Be Warned !!
