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Let's Get Controversial IV
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| Lils |
Posted on 16-07-2008 18:40
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Spud wrote:
5 teams divided by 3 tables = 1.66 Teams per table
10 teams divided by 16 tables = 0.625 teams per table.
People who don't do the sums.
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| Witt |
Posted on 16-07-2008 18:43
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Getting The Hang Of It
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Teams that constantly moan about the length of matches, yet still go for snookers when they have a simple 7 ball clearance and two shots!! How many shots do you need?  : |
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| ThePower |
Posted on 16-07-2008 18:43
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Lots, if its you.... |
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| Witt |
Posted on 16-07-2008 18:52
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Getting The Hang Of It
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ThePower wrote:
Lots, if its you....
I could've made it using a broom handle and with one hand, it was that easy. |
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| Lils |
Posted on 16-07-2008 18:54
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Witt wrote:
Teams that constantly moan about the length of matches, yet still go for snookers when they have a simple 7 ball clearance and two shots!! How many shots do you need? :
Shall I assume you played the Pond Q's last night, young Graeme? |
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| Witt |
Posted on 16-07-2008 19:02
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Getting The Hang Of It
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Lils wrote:
Witt wrote:
Teams that constantly moan about the length of matches, yet still go for snookers when they have a simple 7 ball clearance and two shots!! How many shots do you need? :
Shall I assume you played the Pond Q's last night, young Graeme?
Was it that obvious
Without being disrespectful to the Pond as they are a nice bunch, I have to say that i've never played a slower team. I really do hope that the 1 minute rule comes in. At one stage last night i nearly dozed off as it took 10 minutes to play one shot!! : |
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| ThePower |
Posted on 16-07-2008 19:09
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Now you really know why we are turning up in a few Monday's time with only 4 players.....
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| Golden |
Posted on 16-07-2008 19:15
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People who piss and whinge about team's having too many practice tables and then get four themselves  |
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| Golden |
Posted on 16-07-2008 19:25
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Alcoholics - Drinking a 79p 7-Litre bottle of White Thunder isn't big and it certainly isn't clever . . Your mother must be really proud of you . .
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| ThePower |
Posted on 16-07-2008 19:45
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Sass, the gerbil expert, for kindly giving me two 'female' gerbils that in the past 6 months have now had a grand total of 22 babies.... |
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| longshanks |
Posted on 16-07-2008 19:49
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So you got 24 for the price of 2 - sounds like a good deal. |
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| Spud |
Posted on 16-07-2008 19:49
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Home From Home
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Sass's lesbian Gerbils taking Jeff Goldblums advice from Jurassic Park:
"Life will find a way"
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| angles |
Posted on 16-07-2008 19:51
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longshanks wrote:
angles wrote:
ThePower wrote:
Arthur Hewson for being in a previous life a woman called Belinda...
Alex Barnetson for this stupid insensitive post.
And he wears Sandles. 
You've hurt his feelings Alex and now he's regressed into Belinda.
shut it Long shanks or I'll scratch you eyes out and pull your hair.
then well have to make up |
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| Sass |
Posted on 16-07-2008 20:00
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ThePower wrote:
Sass, the gerbil expert, for kindly giving me two 'female' gerbils that in the past 6 months have now had a grand total of 22 babies....
Haaaaaaaaaaa! You can blame the bloke in the pet shop for that one. I actually had them sexed correctly but I wasn't convinced so took them down to the pet shop for verification. The rest is history!! Hope you have them separated now . . . apparently a pair can produce a litter every 5 weeks for a year so that's a lot of babies! |
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| miq |
Posted on 16-07-2008 20:01
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Spud wrote:
Sass's lesbian Gerbils taking Jeff Goldblums advice from Jurassic Park:
"Life will find a way"
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| longshanks |
Posted on 16-07-2008 20:05
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Sass wrote:
ThePower wrote:
Sass, the gerbil expert, for kindly giving me two 'female' gerbils that in the past 6 months have now had a grand total of 22 babies....
Haaaaaaaaaaa! You can blame the bloke in the pet shop for that one. I actually had them sexed correctly but I wasn't convinced so took them down to the pet shop for verification. The rest is history!! Hope you have them separated now . . . apparently a pair can produce a litter every 5 weeks for a year so that's a lot of babies!
He'll need a plumber to unclog the karsie after all the 'burials at sea'. |
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| miq |
Posted on 16-07-2008 20:06
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Surrey 'C' players that aren't challenged in anyway but miss straight blacks that my nearly blind nan would have slotted home for fun.  |
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| ThePower |
Posted on 16-07-2008 20:19
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longshanks wrote:
He'll need a plumber to unclog the karsie after all the 'burials at sea'.
Top oven, gas mark 5. |
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| longshanks |
Posted on 16-07-2008 20:24
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Nazi |
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| ThePower |
Posted on 16-07-2008 20:28
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Graham Thompson for turning up once at a match and sitting in the corner eating sweeties (rhubard custards) from a scrunched up little paperbag....wonderful experience....
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